this time its a song by taylor swift, you belong with me .
its super lame and at times it doesnt even make sense,
but just shut and read !
you're in the loo with your lesbo, she's upset .
she's gonna take her shoe and throw it at your head
but she never gets your condom like i do
im in the shower just like everyday
i'm playing with the ducky she adores most .
and she'll love the duck like i do
but she has her shoes, i have condoms
she's batman but im just her stunt double
dreaming bout the day when she wakes up and find that superman undies was with her the whole time
if you could see that im the one who stole the undies
wore it all along, so why were you blinddd
your such a stupid guyyyy
flying thru the skies with you and your smelly ass .
i cant help but to hold my nose so tight and strongly
farting in the blue skies thinking to myself .
hey isnt this smelly
and you gotta laughter that could gag up this whole town
i havent heard itfor awhile but im sure itll kill people all around
you say you're lying, but i know you better than that
hey what you doing with a gay like that
he has fake hair, i have real brows .
i am handsome,she's third-world ugly
dreamin bout the day when she looks in the mirror and find that she has been a bitch the whole time
if you could see that she's the one whose been raping you
touched you all along, so why cant you feeeeeeel
oh you've been molested by meeeeeee
lying by here, waiting at your blue bed .
all this time how could you not know that i am a lady,oh how come babyyyyy
oh stupid babyyyyy
oh stupid babyyyyy
oh i remember you digging thru your nose, eating all those shit .
i was the sad poor victim of your nose digging session
i know your favourite hobbies,and the scary stories behind them
i know your favourite hobbies,and the scary stories behind them
think i care how you feel, think i care its badddd
been there all along so why cant you seeee,oh you need to dig meeee
standing by yourside staring at your nostril
all ths while, why wont you shave, baby
you need to shave babyyyy,oh you need to shave baby
you need to shave babyyy, and if you do maybeeee
then you'll be my babyyyy
oh yes you will